Malema madness

Schooled in the Mugabe style of rhetoric (proof: frequent use of the word 'imperialist'), the former-child-soldier seems to have taken on old Bob's approach to land ownership.

"But now we must say we can't buy the land from you because you stole it from us. (?) We must live together in harmony, but whites must open up a place and let us participate. They must allow us to be equal partners."

Ah yes that kind of harmony. It worked like a charm in Zimbabwe.

Proving that his bigotry is not limited to race, Malemamunchkin also laid down the rules about living in harmony with those drama queens.

"My knowledge is in politics [it is tempting to interject here?]. I have no problem with anyone gay or straight but I refuse to be named a queen. I am not a drama queen. I am straight."

So, just in case you didn't get that: Malema is not gay; he is not a queen; and he doesn't have a sense of humour.

Further proof that Malema is straight (and that he may be suffering from a degenerative eye disorder):

"We don't have ugly women in the ANC [ahem]. That is why Zille can't be a member. She has faked her face. This means that she has fake everything, including policies."

Perhaps, but even a fake brain is better than no brain at all.

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